Elliot Jacobson shows Colorado how to properly build and destroy a sandwich. Trek on, my brother.Thanks, Dan. Now, let’s examine this piece of visual art. I do look super creepy, despite having a great hair day and wearing my favorite fashion accessory (no, not the sandwich). But I think that Dan captured how we all must look in the eyes of our sandwichy prey. Yikes. Sucks to be sandwich!
What exactly DID I put in that beautiful creation? Turkey, roast beef, mustard, lettuce, tomato, swiss cheese on whole wheat. That was a solid sandwich, guys. R.I.P. The key to the best sandwiches in history are adding a “twist”. My twist is usually a contrasting meat. Seriously, come see how good my hair looks.
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