42 notes (via rootsrockweirdo & spuzzlightyeartoo)
This doesn’t beat the “WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH” thing but hey..
YES, TURTLES FTW!!!
Just a typical Sunday afternoon…
Chewed to bits by giant turtles. Ya know, all in a Man’s life.
It’s hard out here for a pimp.
that’s right I need to renew my subscription.
Cc: Elliot Jacobson